complete guide to obtain owner's undivided attention:

step 1: casually lie on the desk, and accidently put your head on your owner's hand to prevent him/her from typing

step 2: find a sneaky way to cover the touch pad with your furry head, behave as if you were not aware of the touch pad underneath

step 3: creep forward to cover the entire keyboard - be careful not to hit the power button (which is a very clumsy and guarantees high-pitch screaming from owner)

step 4: fall asleep on the keyboard - at this point almost all owner would pick you up and give you all the attention you require