2005年12月24日 星期六
2005年12月4日 星期日
陪我玩嘛
Leonard: ki- 你在幹麻? 陪我玩吧.
Kiki: 我要睡覺啦, 你去找 Custard 玩.
Leonard: 你很懶ㄟ, 每天都在睡; 陪我玩一下嘛!
Kiki: 不要啦, 我很累ㄟ.
Kiki: 不要壓我啦, 你的殼很硬, 壓著很不舒服啦!
Leonard: 很煩ㄟ你, 誰叫你不跟我玩.
Kiki: 臭烏龜, 動作那麼慢還想跟我玩.
Leonard: 不要這樣子嘛, 好歹我們也是睡同一張床的.
Kiki: 那你先拿個 catnip 過來給我, 讓我 high 一下.
Leonard: ㄜ... 你也知道我去拿個東西回來至少要兩小時...
Kiki: 那就快去快回囉!
Leonard: 欺負老人... xxoo...
2005年12月2日 星期五
bumblebee
date: 7 Aug 2005
location: Royal Botanic Garden Edinburgh
Although I have zero knowledge of horticulture, I do find flowers perfect models for close-up photography. This particular bumblebee doesn't have its yellow and black strips vividly distinguished. Might been seen as an unattractive duckling in the bee world. Well, you don't have to be a pageant queen to do the job, do you?
ps. I tried to ask the bee to turn around so that I can have a front view of its cute face. The message didn't get through and I barely escaped from being stung. Lesson learnt. One should accommodate to the Nature rather than the other way round.
location: Royal Botanic Garden Edinburgh
Although I have zero knowledge of horticulture, I do find flowers perfect models for close-up photography. This particular bumblebee doesn't have its yellow and black strips vividly distinguished. Might been seen as an unattractive duckling in the bee world. Well, you don't have to be a pageant queen to do the job, do you?
ps. I tried to ask the bee to turn around so that I can have a front view of its cute face. The message didn't get through and I barely escaped from being stung. Lesson learnt. One should accommodate to the Nature rather than the other way round.
strutting through the sand
Date: 6 Aug 2005
Location: North Berwick
A relaxing afternoon in North Berwick with R & I. Run into a wee Highland Show in town of North Berwick! Spend some time watching various competition and band display. You would have thought kilt didn't go well with T-shirt, but all those big muscular men in weight throwing game dressed up like that. It just reassured me one should never wear kilt with shirt.
Very quiet at the beach as most people were at the highland show. A 5-year-old girl came over to play and we swapped crackers a few times. Highlight came when a group of horse and horserider strutting across the sandy beach. Affected by this romantic view, everyone had a sweet joyful smile on the face!
Location: North Berwick
A relaxing afternoon in North Berwick with R & I. Run into a wee Highland Show in town of North Berwick! Spend some time watching various competition and band display. You would have thought kilt didn't go well with T-shirt, but all those big muscular men in weight throwing game dressed up like that. It just reassured me one should never wear kilt with shirt.
Very quiet at the beach as most people were at the highland show. A 5-year-old girl came over to play and we swapped crackers a few times. Highlight came when a group of horse and horserider strutting across the sandy beach. Affected by this romantic view, everyone had a sweet joyful smile on the face!
couch potato
a piece of evidence showing you 'the couch potato of the year'
kiki: This is rather comfy. It's a shame that Soph had moved away.
c.hou: She's now in the property ladder.
kiki: purrrrr.............
c.hou: What program are you watching?
kiki: I'm just observing the reflection of the sky. Some sea gulls fly in a very funny way.
c.hou: Yes? How's that?
kiki: They don't really fly in a straight line. The flying route is rather zigzagging.
c.hou: Are you planning to step into the career of an ornithologist?
kiki: What? Don't speak in Greek. I'm multilingual but I don't speak Greek.
c.hou: I spoke English...
kiki: Whatever...
c.hou: I should not have tortured your tiny small brain.
kiki: Human, you're obstructing my view.
c.hou: That's English!
kiki: Could you let me enjoy my quiet afternoon please?
c.hou: As you like it.
kiki: What does this have to do with Shakespeare?
c.hou: I'm just saying.
kiki: Enough. You're draining my brain cells...
c.hou: I can keep going.
kiki: Knock it off......
c.hou: Okay. I shall leave you in peace.
kiki: That's more like it.
kiki: This is rather comfy. It's a shame that Soph had moved away.
c.hou: She's now in the property ladder.
kiki: purrrrr.............
c.hou: What program are you watching?
kiki: I'm just observing the reflection of the sky. Some sea gulls fly in a very funny way.
c.hou: Yes? How's that?
kiki: They don't really fly in a straight line. The flying route is rather zigzagging.
c.hou: Are you planning to step into the career of an ornithologist?
kiki: What? Don't speak in Greek. I'm multilingual but I don't speak Greek.
c.hou: I spoke English...
kiki: Whatever...
c.hou: I should not have tortured your tiny small brain.
kiki: Human, you're obstructing my view.
c.hou: That's English!
kiki: Could you let me enjoy my quiet afternoon please?
c.hou: As you like it.
kiki: What does this have to do with Shakespeare?
c.hou: I'm just saying.
kiki: Enough. You're draining my brain cells...
c.hou: I can keep going.
kiki: Knock it off......
c.hou: Okay. I shall leave you in peace.
kiki: That's more like it.
naked
well, I mean naked feet (bare foot doesn't sound exciting at all)...
sorry to disappoint you!
first attempt of 'professional' foot shot (think that I failed...)
date: 4 June, 2005
location: Gairloch Beach, Wester Ross
sorry to disappoint you!
first attempt of 'professional' foot shot (think that I failed...)
date: 4 June, 2005
location: Gairloch Beach, Wester Ross
聯誼
Heavy-kind of social event when most people show up with their Harley-Davison, dressed in black leather coat, distress jeans and leather boots... Rounds of engine revving go one and one from time to time and all those black leather guys seems to enjoy the so-called noise to most regular people.
'The other half' is eager to join the group......
'The other half' is eager to join the group......
K profile
kiki: What, you want me pose again?
c.hou: Yes, that's your duty.
kiki: But I'm napping, well, as always...
c.hou: Com'on, just say cheese~~~
kiki: I only speak cat language. Purrrrrr~~~~~~
c.hou: That wouldn't work!
c.hou: Okay, just open your eyes and straighten your whiskers.
c.hou: Kiki, stay there. You look extremely slim lying there.
kiki: Really? Purrrrrr...........
c.hou: I'm trying my best to take a slim kiki photo. Would be ideal for your online-dating personals.
kiki: Do my whiskers look alright?
c.hou: Yes, but put away your claws.
kiki: Anything else?
c.hou: No. This is perfect!
About Kiki:
Gender: male (well, castrated by c.hou...)
Marital Status: single, never married
Body Type: a few extra pounds
Height: probably 60 cm from head to tail
Eyes: black pupil, yellow iris
Hair: mostly black, white in extremities
Ethnicity: domestic short hair in cat words
Sense of Humour: clownish, silly, wacky, zany; crude - I bite
Social Setting: home body
TV watching: always, biggest couch potato you'd ever encounter
Smoking: doesn't smoke
Drinking: doesn't drink
Living Situation: with cute and cuddly c.hou
Having Kids: no
Want Children: ...... as I said, I'd been castrated......
Languages: English (with Scottish accent), Mandarin, a bit of Japanese, learning Portuguese now, and of course the cat language
Food: anything fishy, cat nips, cat treats, cheese, ham, yogurt, corn
In my own words:
You're looking at the profile of a lovely cuddly male indoor cat. I'm looking for someone who will not challenge my authority in my territory and wants to share sometime watching boring TV at the windowsill (as the scenery and plot are always the same day after day with slight changes every three months) and share my bed with me. Also, you must be able to defence yourself and me against the out-of-nowhere tortures when c.hou is around. There's always plenty food and water around in the house, and you need not worry about getting ill or visiting veterinary surgeons and stuff like that. C.hou is a vet and there's nowhere to escape. On the other hand though she takes good care of animals in the house. Drop me a line if you're interested in meeting up. I'll show you the secret pathway to my windowsill! Look forward hearing from you.
Lots of love,
Kiki, XXXXX and of course, purrrrrr................
c.hou: Yes, that's your duty.
kiki: But I'm napping, well, as always...
c.hou: Com'on, just say cheese~~~
kiki: I only speak cat language. Purrrrrr~~~~~~
c.hou: That wouldn't work!
c.hou: Okay, just open your eyes and straighten your whiskers.
c.hou: Kiki, stay there. You look extremely slim lying there.
kiki: Really? Purrrrrr...........
c.hou: I'm trying my best to take a slim kiki photo. Would be ideal for your online-dating personals.
kiki: Do my whiskers look alright?
c.hou: Yes, but put away your claws.
kiki: Anything else?
c.hou: No. This is perfect!
About Kiki:
Gender: male (well, castrated by c.hou...)
Marital Status: single, never married
Body Type: a few extra pounds
Height: probably 60 cm from head to tail
Eyes: black pupil, yellow iris
Hair: mostly black, white in extremities
Ethnicity: domestic short hair in cat words
Sense of Humour: clownish, silly, wacky, zany; crude - I bite
Social Setting: home body
TV watching: always, biggest couch potato you'd ever encounter
Smoking: doesn't smoke
Drinking: doesn't drink
Living Situation: with cute and cuddly c.hou
Having Kids: no
Want Children: ...... as I said, I'd been castrated......
Languages: English (with Scottish accent), Mandarin, a bit of Japanese, learning Portuguese now, and of course the cat language
Food: anything fishy, cat nips, cat treats, cheese, ham, yogurt, corn
In my own words:
You're looking at the profile of a lovely cuddly male indoor cat. I'm looking for someone who will not challenge my authority in my territory and wants to share sometime watching boring TV at the windowsill (as the scenery and plot are always the same day after day with slight changes every three months) and share my bed with me. Also, you must be able to defence yourself and me against the out-of-nowhere tortures when c.hou is around. There's always plenty food and water around in the house, and you need not worry about getting ill or visiting veterinary surgeons and stuff like that. C.hou is a vet and there's nowhere to escape. On the other hand though she takes good care of animals in the house. Drop me a line if you're interested in meeting up. I'll show you the secret pathway to my windowsill! Look forward hearing from you.
Lots of love,
Kiki, XXXXX and of course, purrrrrr................
Primrose
Thought Winter was creeping in and the city had lost its colour. A bit of heart-shape pedal Primrose would brighten the greyness life and depressing day.
"Upon this Primrose hill,
Where, if Heav'n would distil
A shower of rain, each several drop might go
To his own primrose, & grow manna so."
-John Donne(1572-1631)
ps. my hotmail account name was derived from John Donne plus 1630!
"Upon this Primrose hill,
Where, if Heav'n would distil
A shower of rain, each several drop might go
To his own primrose, & grow manna so."
-John Donne(1572-1631)
ps. my hotmail account name was derived from John Donne plus 1630!