c.hou: Yes, that's your duty.
kiki: But I'm napping, well, as always...
c.hou: Com'on, just say cheese~~~
kiki: I only speak cat language. Purrrrrr~~~~~~
c.hou: That wouldn't work!
c.hou: Okay, just open your eyes and straighten your whiskers.
c.hou: Kiki, stay there. You look extremely slim lying there.
kiki: Really? Purrrrrr...........
c.hou: I'm trying my best to take a slim kiki photo. Would be ideal for your online-dating personals.
kiki: Do my whiskers look alright?
c.hou: Yes, but put away your claws.
kiki: Anything else?
c.hou: No. This is perfect!
About Kiki:
Gender: male (well, castrated by c.hou...)
Marital Status: single, never married
Body Type: a few extra pounds
Height: probably 60 cm from head to tail
Eyes: black pupil, yellow iris
Hair: mostly black, white in extremities
Ethnicity: domestic short hair in cat words
Sense of Humour: clownish, silly, wacky, zany; crude - I bite
Social Setting: home body
TV watching: always, biggest couch potato you'd ever encounter
Smoking: doesn't smoke
Drinking: doesn't drink
Living Situation: with cute and cuddly c.hou
Having Kids: no
Want Children: ...... as I said, I'd been castrated......
Languages: English (with Scottish accent), Mandarin, a bit of Japanese, learning Portuguese now, and of course the cat language
Food: anything fishy, cat nips, cat treats, cheese, ham, yogurt, corn
In my own words:
You're looking at the profile of a lovely cuddly male indoor cat. I'm looking for someone who will not challenge my authority in my territory and wants to share sometime watching boring TV at the windowsill (as the scenery and plot are always the same day after day with slight changes every three months) and share my bed with me. Also, you must be able to defence yourself and me against the out-of-nowhere tortures when c.hou is around. There's always plenty food and water around in the house, and you need not worry about getting ill or visiting veterinary surgeons and stuff like that. C.hou is a vet and there's nowhere to escape. On the other hand though she takes good care of animals in the house. Drop me a line if you're interested in meeting up. I'll show you the secret pathway to my windowsill! Look forward hearing from you.
Lots of love,
Kiki, XXXXX and of course, purrrrrr................
